I would read all of this: It makes a pretty compelling argument,

Just Released.
Cash is King Rosé: we teamed up with our friends at @corkcicle and crafted custom-made canteens for you to beat the summer.  

When you purchase 6 bottles of our Cash’s Crush you will receive a free canteen that holds an entire bottle of wine and will keep it cold for 24 hours or so. Yes, you read that correctly, FREE CANTEEN.
and YES YOU CAN PICK YOUR STYLE.

If you buy a 12 ( a case) you get 2 canteens and free shipping. So why wouldn't you do that, I mean,  you are a smart person that likes free things so why wouldn't you. Yes, you read that Correctly, 2 FREE CANTEENS. Plural.

Now you can bring your ice-cold wine with you camping⛺️ to the pool 🏊🏽 and even the beach 🏖 really anywhere, even those places that have that pesky no glass policy.

Listen you are going to crush all the rose anyhow, might as well do it in style. 

Or you can keep pouring it into a ziplock hanging it from the tree, Biting off the corner, and drinking it like a hamster 🐹 .
No judgment here. But now you can drink Rosé like a reasonable person, from a Canteen. 
Like you are from the future or something...

At with our canteen, you can screw on the cap and even save some for later.

Canteens of Rosé - how can you beat that?
We asked literally 8 people, and the unanimous answer was:
You cannot.

Also, when you drink all of the rosé you can fill it up with anything you want. ANYTHING. Even water, I just wouldn't recommend you drink that stuff, who knows where it has been? The Sky? Under Dirt? A Pipe?
I know I don't know..... and neither do you.

Your Rosé came from a bottle and now you can put it in a Canteen and literally go anywhere you want.
Because you are a free American, and American that drinks rose from a canteen.

For those that did no read all of the scientifically concrete information above - let me sum this up for you.
Drink Rosé From a Canteen.
Rosé in a Canteen = Awesome.

Side Note:
I may have drunk? drank? drunken? dranken?
Ahem* Consumed an entire canteen of rosé before I composed this email. 
and it was AWESOME.

Keith Saarloos

SHHHHHHH - I didn’t tell anyone i put this up for sale on the website.

IF I HAD MY WAY MY SON’S NAME WOULD HAVE BEEN SUE.

I love my son. 

I know a lot of fathers would say that as a knee-jerk reaction, but somehow, I love him differently than that.
He is my favorite person I know.

I think that a part of me loves him because he is the boy I should have been.
My mother has pointed out that he is just like me when I was his age.
A funny pudgy kid with a good heart and a quick with a joke.
Then something happened, and I became, well, me...

My wife points out to me, that her only job is to protect that boy, so that he does not become like me… or at least what i have become. She sees the person inside of me that i strive so hard to become.
my father once said to me, that i remind him of himself so much that i was the Do-Over.
I think Version 3.0 may have an even better chance.
Cash, says, he is the best person on earth to go on a road trip with. 

I agree wholeheartedly. 

I mean, isn’t that really the goal in life.
To be the world’s best road trip companion. 

I honestly don’t know a loftier goal to aspire to. 

My wife was right. Cash is a better name than sue.
I’m glad I dint’t give him that awful name.

The world needs CASH.

This kid has it figured out since birth.