LET ME DROP SOME MATH ON YOU…

This wine isn’t one in a million—LOOS BUBBLES resides in the 0.000078% of all wine made.
Here’s the breakdown:

• Only about 10% of sparkling wines globally are made in the Brut Nature style.

• Only about 6% of sparkling wines are estate-grown.

• Only about 1.3% of Champagne production is Zero Dosage.

• Less than 1% of sparkling wines are vintage-dated.

Now here’s the kicker:

Only about 0.000078% of sparkling wines meet all four criteria:
Zero Dosage, Brut Nature style, Estate-grown, and vintage-dated.

This wine is astronomically rare.

Oh, and one more thing—it doesn’t contain any added sulfites.

This could very well be the only wine on the planet that checks every one of these boxes.

TO PUT IT PERSPECTIVE:
The percentage of sparkling wines that meet all four criteria
—Zero Dosage, Brut Nature style, estate-grown, and vintage-dated

—is approximately 0.000078%.

This translates to roughly 1 in 12.8 billion sparkling wines.

It’s rarer than rare

—Essentially, it is one of the most exclusive wine experiences you could ever have.

BOOM - MIC DROP - BUY IT….

Things That Are 1 in 12.8 Billion (or Rarer)

Winning the Powerball Jackpot Twice
Odds of winning the Powerball jackpot once are 1 in 292 million. Doing it twice? Nearly impossible.

Being Struck by Lightning 10 Times in a Row
Odds of being struck by lightning once in a year are 1 in 1.2 million. Ten times? Approaches these odds.

Flipping a Coin and Getting Heads 33 Times in a Row
The odds of flipping heads 33 times in a row are about 1 in 8.59 billion.

Winning a Perfect NCAA March Madness Bracket
Odds of picking a perfect bracket are 1 in 9.2 quintillion. Getting halfway there (32 perfect games)? Around 1 in 12.8 billion.

Rolling Snake Eyes on 15 Consecutive Dice Rolls
Odds of rolling two ones (snake eyes) with two dice 15 times in a row approach this rarity.

Finding a Specific Grain of Sand on a Random Beach
Selecting one unique grain of sand from a specific beach randomly is astronomically rare.

Randomly Guessing a 16-Character Password
A 16-character password with numbers, letters, and symbols has odds close to 1 in 13 billion.

Guessing the First 15 Digits of Pi Correctly
Memorizing Pi is one thing; guessing it randomly is close to impossible.

Drawing the Same Card 20 Times in a Row from a Deck
Drawing the same specific card, shuffling, and repeating this feat has microscopic odds.

Guessing an Unpublished Phone Number
Randomly guessing someone’s unpublished phone number without context is near these odds.

A Perfect Roll on 10 Dice Consecutively
Rolling all sixes or a predetermined number on 10 dice hits this improbability.

Guessing the Exact Population of Earth to the Last Digit
Estimating billions of people to the exact individual is laughably rare.

Catching a Home Run Ball at a World Series Game
Doing it in the exact moment without planning is extraordinarily rare.

Hitting Every Green Light on Your Morning Commute
When you’re already running late. Magic.

Tasting a Wine Like This and Actually Believing It Exists
Because LOOS BUBBLES isn’t just wine—it’s a 1 in 12.8 billion experience

ONE LAST CATCH - WITH POP

Yes- That is my Father’s L

This wine represents the final project between my father and I.
This wine was completely his idea.
It started, as all good things did, on a late afternoon in the Vineyard.
It was the end of our day, and I was pulling up to him,
I remember that was standing by his old truck.
We were at the entrance to the Elcamino Real Vineyard in the Grenache Noir Bloc.

Out of nowhere as I approached,
He held up his hands like a conductor about to lead an orchestra and said..
”I have 2 words for you.. - LOOS BUBBLES- ”
The People are going to love it….

Now, now until this exact moment did I even think of making another Sparkling Wine.
Standing there in the Grenache Noir Vines, it somehow seemed like a very good idea, in a way that ideas seem to, when someone you love says it in just the right way, and you are in the right place to receive it.

I had not really heard of someone making a sparkling rose out of Grenache Noir.
But, as we talked, we both convinced each other that our Rosé is pretty good and everyone that tries it, usually ends up buying a bottle or 2.
So, why wouldn't a sparkling Grenache rosé be any different?

Ok, Pop. Loos Bubbles it is…
”Yeah Baby!” He yelled and clapped his hands….
“It’s a Winner, The People Will Love It.”

I have been sitting on this wine for about a year…I haven’t felt ready to release it….
I’ve been drinking it. So have people I love.
It is the best wine we have ever made.
I just haven’t released it….
Just Holding On, I guess…..

I told myself that if I could have one last conversation with my father,
Standing out there in the vineyard…
Just Me and Him.
And I could fill him in on everything that has happened since he has been gone.
Tell him how Everyone is doing.

And, at the End of that conversation, if my father would:
Shake my hand, Say Good Job, I’m Proud of you.

I would Let Go.

Today is my Birthday.
I am 46 Years Old.
I take stock of myself every day.
I track the progress.

I am a better man today than the day my Father left Us.
I am proud of who I have become.
I am proud of my Family.

It’s time to let it go.
It is a Winner
The People Love It.

Take a look under the Cork when you POP it.
It was made for you.

- LOOS BUBBLES -

A Sparkling Rosé - 10 Years In The Making

Once every decade we release a Sparkling Wine.
This is that Release.

WHAT MAKES THIS WINE SO ABSURDLY SPECIAL?

When I was a kid someone told me that when the space shuttle comes back to earth it does so without power. It is a glider. A controlled fall from space onto a little piece of asphalt out in the desert.
That fact blew my mind.
Dropping a basketball from space and swishing it through the hoop. (just a little bigger)
That is what this wine is…
We “simply” picked it at just the right moment and let it fall from space.
Zero Dosage / Made in the Brute Nature Style
- What does that mean?
Well, it means it is minimal in it’s intervention.
Brut nature means contains less than 3 grams of sugar per litre. Thus, It is at the pinnacle of dryness.
However, because of the nature of the grape, and its fundamental taste on the day it was picked, it still retains a sense of the sweetness of the fruit.
This is no easy task.
This is 100% dumb luck, or that we are so intimately connected to our farming that we can pick up on the most subtle of nuances and we pulled the trigger and the perfect moment….

Zero Dosage wines might just be the purest example of terroir -( the complete natural environment in which a particular wine is produced, including factors such as the soil, topography, and climate. allowing the characteristic taste and flavor imparted to a wine by the environment in which it is produced.) a sparkling house can offer.

In simple terms, there are a few ingredients that typically go into a sparkling wine: grapes, yeast, and sugar. The last part comprises dosage and is usually a blend of wine and sugar syrup or concentrated grape juice, intended to balance out the Champagne, which may otherwise be highly acidic and dry.
But when you do it right, and I mean REALLY right, you don’t need to do anything at all.

Remember when I told you about the space shuttle falling from space onto a little piece of asphalt out in the dessert.

This is that, In the wine world.