JESUS DRANK WINE – THE HAT

Let’s just say it out loud:
Jesus drank wine.

More than that — you could say He was a winemaker. His first miracle wasn’t healing the blind, raising the dead, or feeding the five thousand. It wa making wine. For a wedding. And it went like this:

Imagine being the guy who was about to announce, “Sorry folks, we’re out of Wine,”
only to have Jesus roll up and say, “Actually, I’ve got this.”
That’s the moment this hat is celebrating.

Read that again. They were days into a wedding feast, the kegs were dry, the cups empty, the vibe was dying… and His mom looked at Him and said, “Son, fix this.”

And what did He do? He turned water into wine. Not coconut water. Not kombucha. Not some IPA. Wine. Good wine.

So He did. Not just enough to scrape by. Not the kind of wine you pour at the end of the night when nobody cares anymore. The best wine. The kind that keeps the party alive, keeps the guests together, keeps the story going.

His first miracle wasn’t thunder or lightning.
It was abundance. It was hospitality.
It was community.
It was joy in a cup.

That says a lot.

Wine in Scripture

• Wine is mentioned over 230 times in the Bible.

• Vineyards? More than 100 times.

• Jesus Himself said, “I am the true vine, and my Father is the vinedresser.” (John 15:1)

• Psalm 104:15 praises God for giving “wine that gladdens human hearts.”

• Proverbs 3:10 promises barns full of plenty and “vats bursting with wine.”

• Isaiah 25:6 prophesies a feast of “aged wine, the best of meats and the finest of wines.”

• Even Communion — the central sacrament of the faith — is wine. “This cup is the new covenant in my blood.”(Luke 22:20)

From Genesis to Revelation, wine is everywhere. Vines, vineyards, grapes, presses
— the Bible reads like a winemaker’s journal.

So let’s stop pretending. Jesus drank wine. He made wine.. He used wine to explain Himself. He used wine to say goodbye.

The Hat That Proves It

This hat is not speculation. This hat is not rumor. This hat is 100% Biblically accurate.

I tested it. I went around like a theological door-to-door salesman. And for the first time in recorded history, I got unanimous agreement.

• Pastors: ✅

• Priests: ✅

• Ministers: ✅

• Ten little old ladies: ✅

• Agnostics: ✅

• Atheists: ✅

Unanimous. Unprecedented. Honestly, I thought the sky might split open right there in the parking lot.

This hat?
Wear it to church. Wear it wine tasting. Wear it to Thanksgiving and watch Uncle Rob’s face turn as red as the Syrah.

★★★★★ Totally Real Reviews

Pastor Dan – “I’ve been preaching 30 years. This hat got more amens in one afternoon than I do on Easter.”

Father O’Malley – “I wore it to Mass. The collection plate overflowed. Call it a miracle.”

Reverend Sharon – “This hat has done more evangelism than 200 Vacation Bible Schools.”

Old Lady #1 (Dorothy, 87) – “I wore it to Bingo. Got free cookies. Blessed.”

Old Lady #2 (Mildred, 92) – “The rope detail reminds me of my second husband’s suspenders. The embroidery reminds me of Communion. Approved.”

Old Lady #3 (Unnamed, grumbling) – “I don’t like the rope. Looks nautical. Makes me seasick.” (Still bought three for her grandkids.)

Agnostic Steve – “I don’t know if there’s a God, but if there is, He’s laughing at this.”

Atheist Mike – “I don’t believe in God. But I believe this hat is awesome.”

Robbie Boyd - “I’d go further and say Jesus was a winemaker.”

Casey Groves - Pastor - I love the hat! 🧢 LOL

This isn’t just a hat.
It’s an iron-clad Biblical argument, stitched in thread.
A uniter of denominations. A breaker of ice.
The first miracle of the modern age… and it fits true to size.

Because at the end of the day…
JESUS DRANK WINE.