– JESUS DRANK WINE –
– THE HAT–

Brothers, Sisters, Friends, and Wino's....

Years ago we stitched three words onto a shirt: Jesus Drank Wine. 
Folks smiled, laughed, nodded, argued—exactly what it was supposed to do.
People wore them until the threads gave up.
We couldn’t keep them on the shelves.Then I made a hat. Just one. For myself.
A Man with a tilted Halo

And wouldn’t you know it—thumbs ups from strangers, knowing smirks, a few conversations,  even a few little old ladies wagging their fingers like a Sunday sermon. I just smiled and said, “It’s in the Book.” and they smiled back...

Even My Buddy Jesus (Not that one, the other one) - LOVES IT.

That’s the thing—no one can tell me I’m wrong.
It’s punk. It’s preacher. It's accurate. It’s fun.

I ran it by folks—wanted to make sure I wasn’t crossing some line.
Maybe dangling a few toes on it....
You know what they said? 
"Maybe the world needs to lighten up a little. 
Maybe this hat is the first step."

My Mom asked for a Few
If Mom gives it the OK - 
Then brothers and sisters, let’s RUN IT!

Truth Is: We carry too much weight already. Bills, wars, work, worry....
ALL OF IT
Maybe we just need something that makes us smile in the grocery line, laugh with a stranger at the gas pump, start a conversation at the bar.

And the beauty of it? 
You can wear it to the bar Saturday night and to church on Sunday morning, coming down.
(I have field-tested this myself.)

This hat isn’t holy. But it’s true.
It’s 100% biblically accurate.
And it just might be good for your soul.

So I made some for you.
Wear it like a prayer, or wear it like a dare.
Either way—smile when you put it on.

And when it happens—tell me your stories.
Because you’re gonna have some stories.

Jesus Drank Wine.
Amen.

Let’s just say it out loud:
Jesus drank wine.

More than that — you could say He was a winemaker. His first miracle wasn’t healing the blind, raising the dead, or feeding the five thousand. It was making wine. For a wedding. To Keep the Party Going - And it went like this:

They were days into a wedding feast, the kegs were dry, the cups empty, the vibe was dying…
and His mom Mary (that MARY) looked at Him and said, “Son, fix this.”

And what did He do? He turned water into wine. Not coconut water. Not kombucha. Not some IPA. Wine. Good wine.

Imagine being the guy who was about to announce, “Sorry folks, we’re out of Wine,”
only to have Jesus (Before he was JESUS) roll up and say, “Actually, I’ve got this.”
That’s the moment this hat is celebrating.

So He did. - he Made it - Not just enough to scrape by. Not the kind of wine you pour at the end of the night when nobody cares anymore.

The best wine. The kind that keeps the party alive, keeps the guests together, keeps the story going.

His first miracle wasn’t thunder or lightning.
It was abundance.
It was hospitality.
It was community.
It was joy in a cup.
That says a lot.

CHECK MY FACTS

• Wine is mentioned over 230 times in the Bible.

• Vineyards? More than 100 times.

• Jesus Himself said, “I am the true vine, and my Father is the vinedresser.” (John 15:1)

• Psalm 104:15 praises God for giving “wine that gladdens human hearts.”

• Proverbs 3:10 promises barns full of plenty and “vats bursting with wine.”

• Isaiah 25:6 prophesies a feast of “aged wine, the best of meats and the finest of wines.”

• Even Communion — the central sacrament of the faith — is wine. “This cup is the new covenant in my blood.”(Luke 22:20)

From Genesis to Revelation, wine is everywhere. Vines, vineyards, grapes, presses
— the Bible reads like a winemaker’s journal.

So let’s stop pretending. YES Jesus drank wine. He made wine.. He used wine to explain himself. He used wine to say goodbye.

The Hat Speaks the Truth

This hat is not speculation. This hat is not rumor. This hat is 100% Biblically accurate.

I tested it. I went around like a theological door-to-door salesman. And for the first time in recorded history, I got unanimous agreement.

• Pastors: ✅

• Priests: ✅

• Ministers: ✅

• Ten little old ladies: ✅

• Agnostics: ✅

• Atheists: ✅

Unanimous. Unprecedented. Honestly, I thought the sky might split open right there in the parking lot.

This hat?
Wear it to church. Wear it wine tasting. Wear it to Thanksgiving and watch Uncle Rob’s face turn as red as the Syrah.

★★★★★ Totally Real Reviews

Pastor Dan – “I’ve been preaching 30 years. This hat got more amens in one afternoon than I do on Easter.”

Father O’Malley – “I wore it to Mass. The collection plate overflowed. Call it a miracle.”

Reverend Sharon – “This hat has done more evangelism than 200 Vacation Bible Schools.”

Old Lady #1 (Dorothy, 87) – “I wore it to Bingo. Got free cookies. Blessed.”

Old Lady #2 (Mildred, 92) – “The rope detail reminds me of my second husband’s suspenders. The embroidery reminds me of Communion. Approved.”

Old Lady #3 (Unnamed, grumbling) – “I don’t like the rope. Looks nautical. Makes me seasick.” (Still bought three for her grandkids.)

Agnostic Steve – “I don’t know if there’s a God, but if there is, He’s laughing at this.”

Atheist Mike – “I don’t believe in God. But I believe this hat is awesome.”

Robbie Boyd - “I’d go further and say Jesus was a winemaker.”

Casey Groves - Pastor - I love the hat! 🧢 LOL

This isn’t just a hat.
A uniter of denominations. A breaker of ice.
The first miracle of the modern age… and it fits true to size.

Because at the end of the day…
JESUS DRANK WINE.