Who wants to be confined while you drink wine.
Yea you care. But you don't want anyone else to think you do.
So let's act like its the late 80's and wear a big neck slouch blouse.
Like all them rich women in Malibu that look like they dress like a HoBo but really that mess cost like 800$
So here buy our shirt. it's like $27.
So you saved like 700$ for wine.
You should go spend that on our wine right now.
(ps I am a guy and I have no idea what I'm talking about)
My wife just loves this thing.