Your Mother's Love

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Your Mother's Love

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I bet you were told that you couldn't ever buy your mother's love.
But, Here we are. 

It's Funny how life is.

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Strange to say,

But your mother's love is actually a Bottle of 2008 Sparkling Rosé Wine.

I would have thought it contained pictures of you as a child, or maybe some photos of cats, or even her hopes and dreams but nope... Sparkling wine. 
Go Figure

You think what your mom wants is flowers and cards and stuff. But it turns out she wants you to call her on the phone, some peace and quiet, and to drink an entire bottle of Rose by the pool, or maybe in the Tub, or with her friends....
Then she will go look it up online (because he has the Facebooks these days)  and see that it sells for $188.00 usually,
and complain that you spent to much on her. 
But secretly she will feel good that you did, and that you love her and are "doing so well"

But you will know that you got hooked up by us, and we will keep your secret.
Because, your mom is cool. 
And our mom will be proud of us, because we some nice things for your mom. 

Momma's Boys We Is.