These arent just socks, they are party socks. 
hey are kinda like regular socks, 
But when you put them on. 
You are ready to party. 

You should probably be wearing these right now. Pull on a pair of these and you will feel like a newborn baby wrapped in a burrito made of feathers and your mother's love. I am really not underestimating these socks, I am wearing a pair right now, and they have deterred multiple ninja attacks this morning. I mean, I didn't see the ninja's, because they are really really good ninja's, but you know they are there, waiting, silently, at the ready, just for you to be wearing regular socks.

So yea. You should get a pair, if not for you, but for AMERICA.


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There is one item of G.I. gear that can be the difference between a live grunt and a dead grunt. Socks, cushion, sole. Try and keep your feet dry when we’re out. I want you boys to remember to change your socks wherever we stop. The Mekong will eat a grunt’s feet right off his legs
— Lieutenant Dan

If there is one thing we know, it is how to wear something out. We break things all the time. We sweat through hats, tear shirts, destroy boots, and turn jackets and jeans into ash. It is just who we are. 

Socks are a different story. Socks are your lifeline to a spring in your step and making a 14 hour day feel like a warm up. I have a ridiculous system for socks. If I am tired and my feet are sore at the end of the day I throw the socks I was wearing away. If they slide down, or as I call it, GIVE UP... Trash. I invest into my feet. 
Silly as it may be, it is the truth. 
When I found this little sock company, I asked if they could make me a special set.
Now, they are the only socks I wear. 
I haven't thrown a pair out yet. 

Yea, a wine company that is giving you sock advice. Go figure.
But here we are, and you should treat yourself.